April 2011
Parents go out.
My first thought:
Eat everything in sight:
Turn the music up:
Dance like you never would in the presence of other humans:
Just generally go crazy:
Parents come home and ask how your day was:
“It was fine”
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gotta get to sleep
this whole one meal a day gets to me if im awake too late. good night.
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I stepped on a tack.
oh hello late night tears.
I knew you would come.
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when will I be good enough?
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FEED ME!
When people say they're going to have a snack.
Them:
Me:
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I definitely don't want a ball gown wedding dress.
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who said crash diets don't work?
Ive lost weight in two days!
